Dr. Kevin Love (or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the tournament)
Posted March 21st, 2008 in All and Sports
UCLA beat the holy living Christ out of Mississippi Valley State yesterday, and my hangover has left me by this point so I feel I can write about it now.
Time for an SAT question, kids.
70-29 is:
a) the hip-to-waist ratio of a life-size Barbie doll
b) the oil weight used in a Yugo
c) the ratio of profit between Haliburton and politicians in the rebuilding of New Orleans
d) the final score of UCLA’s latest game.
70-29. UCLA’s first half outscored MVS’s whole game by 11 points. The last 13 minutes, almost all starters were sitting. Luc Richard Mbah a Moute sat out the whole game.
Why do we have 16th-seeds again?
