Your Mom Is Funnier Than You
Posted April 19th, 2008 in All, Our Favorite Sites and Weekend Fluff
THIS is what the internet was created for. Real e-mails and chat logs from real moms make the world go round. A sampling of the wit and wisdom, intentional or otherwise, from i-moms across the net this week:
- mom: i don’t like emoticons
- mom: i saw a stupid one
- mom: it supposedly stood for john lennon
- me: do you know what emoticons are?
- mom: no
Well Dave & I are on a new diet. I’ve lost 15lbs and he’s lost 7lbs but I think he’s cheating and not telling me. He said he thinks his ‘baby’ has decreased and is excited that he can see his crotch again. Please tell him you notice the results he really needs the support.
Call you tomorrow,Mom
hi jujubear,
i just keep forgetting to tell you to change your loofa once a month. you have new ones under your bathroom sink, i think. if you don’t, i just happen to have some in my linen closet. i heard that after a month there is tons of bacteria that grows on your loofa. i don’t know how the loofa knows if it is a 30 day month or a 31 day month or a 28 day month, but it knows.
love,
i’m so hungry
- Me: so i decided i am willing to give it a shot and go on a date with —
- Mom: I don’t know if I approve–you know he has a child and had some issues with drugs
- Me: mom I told you that’s why I wouldn’t see him when you tried to set us up last year and you told me to just give it a chance
- Mom: Did I?
IF I SHOULD CHECK THIS WEBSITE AND EVER SEE ANY OF MY PERSONAL, CARING AND LOVING EMAILS DESIGNED PURELY TO HELP YOU SURVIVE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD, YOU ARE ALL DEAD!!! Don’t think for one minute you can simply change the names-I will recognize them and you will be in deep s@?!??!@. They were written with a great deal of thought and care and love and should not be shoved out on the clothes line for everyone to see the pit stains.
love you all (unless you were to do what I have just said you had best not do.)
xoxoxopmama
