Dr. Phil Chronicles: Episode 5 - Jezebel Hates Him Too
Posted May 7th, 2008 in All, Celebrities, Dr. Phil Chronicles and Entertainment
Judging by their reactions, Dr. Phil’s audience likes him about as much as we do.
The only people in the world who are bigger douchebags than Dr. Phil himself are the tools he invites on his show. Remember the rapist with the babysitter fetish (aw, how could we forget?) Well, he’s got nothin’ on these two yahoos. Nouveau-feminist website Jezebel, whose comments are way better than their articles, had a few choice words to share on the subject today.
“Casanova Caveman” Paul Janka and “The Worst Person in the World” John Fitzgerald Page both appeared on Dr. Phil today for a show about men with huge egos. I, for one, would be shocked if either of these ‘bags get laid anytime soon—if ever again—because they just let millions of women out in TV land know just what giant tools they are. Here’s the thing: It’s not necessarily bad that Janka just wants to get laid, or that Fitzgerald wants to date a “certain caliber” of women. It’s the way they go about it that sucks. Dr. Phil caught Fitzgerald—a man who complains about the lack of honest women exhibit in online dating—in a bold-face lie about his age. (Dude, I got my passport before 9/11 as well, and they made me provide my birth certificate, not a fake ID.) And Janka’s whole being is a huge front. The fact that he views sexual relationships as a game, in which he wins (which I guess makes the women he sleeps with the losers?), is insulting. Plus, he admits to eating Cliff bars for “player power.”
